You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
ok first of all what the fuck
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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