two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
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