i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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