A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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