I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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