I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Never let your siblings swipe right.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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