dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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