I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
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