: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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