What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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