IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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