i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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