Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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