3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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