About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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