Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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