Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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