I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
and you fell through a lawn chair
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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