So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Randomize
