it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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