New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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