This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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