what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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