Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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