I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
These tits shall not be calmed
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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