never play flip cup with pint glasses
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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