i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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