Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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