Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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