yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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