very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Randomize
