Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
im on a boat
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