the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
