I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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