Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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