Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
