Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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