i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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