The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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