On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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