Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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