I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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