The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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