do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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