Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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