Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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