He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
The ass gains better be worth it
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