I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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