The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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