ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
