My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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