I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I'm bleeding and have questions
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
is it fun? or sober?
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