3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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